President Donald Trump praised acting Attorney General Todd Blanche on Monday, saying the lawyer has “kept me out of jail for years.”
"We have a man who’s doing a great job, I’ll tell you. I knew it, because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail. They would indict me left and right, the crooked Democrats. "
Poor Merrick Garland. All those years of being an incompetent, spineless fuck, and he doesn’t even get a mention here.
Or, you know,
Admits he’s a criminal. Good. Put that on the republican campaign posters. “Supporting an admitted criminal, and convicted felon.”
He would get MORE votes. What’s your point?
“I could shoot a man on 5th avenue…”
He could rape a child on 5th Ave and it would be replayed in churches as gospel.
As long as it’s the catholic… wait… which church is he in with, now?
All churchgoers masturbate to child rape videos.
Except the Satanic ones, obvious.
That’s not a Trump original. I’m sure it’s been said before that, but it’s a line from The West Wing. The president’s chief of staff makes the comment “To sweep all fifty states, the president would only need to do two things: blow the Sultan’s brains out in Times Square, then walk across the street to Nathan’s and buy a hot dog.”
And convicted rapist… but y’know…
Same vibes
Holy crap, for once, I actually believe what Donald Trump said.
Didn’t think you’d be saying that when woke up this morning, did you?
I mean he also said he doesn’t think about American’s financial situation. I believed that too. He’s full-on brazen now.
There truly is a first time for everything.
The part of law and order…
There is another way to avoid going to jail. You probably wouldn’t be too keen on it, though. Pretty simple plan, too. Here is the plan.
Step 1: Don’t commit crimes
That’s it.
That’s never been a guarantee, and because of Trump, it’s becoming even less so by the day.
His continued lack of incarceration has a corrosive effect on the entire legal system.
I can’t remember which congresswoman said it, “How can you have law and order with a criminal in the white house?”
Be president until you die is his strategy
May his wish come true, and soon.
Or, Step 1: Just fucking die already you ancient ghoul
“Make what I’ve done and am doing not a crime. One reason why I wanted to become
KingPresident.”
I don’t think I have the physical or mental ability to be shocked by shit like this anymore.
He’s a babbling, raving lunatic
He’s being strangely honest with this statement.
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