I don’t know what I expected…

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

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The functionality of a tablet with the portability of a phone. Seems straightforward and practical to me idk

Mythbusters should definitely be up there somewhere

What could go wrong?

I have all those things, including the addiction. Am I a role model?

No one in history has ever asked “when” a team lost

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity