No worries not Nintendo! I don’t like you so I wasn’t gonna buy one due to all the lawsuits.

Oh good to see!

It works I already tried. But I stopped short of jumping on board because its not the safest. No, what we need is some fedi style development. We need email on fedi.

I know there’s a fork. I’m hoping it picks up devs from where its at. It works beautifully.

At home but separate computer with reverse proxy.

I have it but it eats up battery on the phones and the Dev left so it’s probably going to go caput at some point.

Here’s what I want… I leave a computer on at home and it checks my email. I get emails from it at my phone. No setup. Make it work like Sinkthing used to work. I don’t want cloud anything. Fucking backup nightmare where my shit ends up kidnapped by a company for monthly ransom.

Wow! I never knew how cats were that big! Great idea to put one in a banana for size!

You wanna triangular phone?

You wanna new phone? Get this…it’s triangular!

Duck Dintendo I’m not ever allowing Dintendo games purchased from my pocket anymore. Do whatever the heck they do.

Every captcha…can you see the motorcycle? I would be afraid if they wanted all the squares with small babies or maybe just regular folk…can you pick all the hottie’s? Which of these are body parts?

I got one of these Ryzen 7 5800X CPUs and I was running it against a much more updated Intel CPU on blender rendering using the Luxcore engine which simulates light rays. The gaming AMD CPU kicked the Intel Xeon gold 5218 to the curve. Usually the thing is just sitting idle, but when I need the power it delivers.

That’s nothing! My reusable digital toilette paper let’s me zoom and teams into important work meetings. It even includes a 3D digital camera and digital texturizer so you can feel the other side.

We have to remove one of your eyes surgically. Here’s your appointment at your local CVS to receive this operation. I’ve let them know that an eye needs to be removed. They will know which eye based on your request. You said you received an extra earphone with your IEM purchase and did not known what to do with the extra ear piece. Once the eye socket has healed, you can insert the ear piece there. Alternatively you may choose one of two nose holes or orally. Another hole to try is rectally thru the anus or via the vagina for genetically female humans and thru the urethra on either sex. Note that sex and gender are not the sam…it appears I cannot continued with this line of reasoning, all hail our great leader trump who may touch anyone’s sexual parts for his legal pleasures.

Because of your broken leg syndrome you must not go to work on Monday. Instead visit a doctor at the local mall between the Lego and the diamond store. Did you know that diamonds are forever?

Its measles, but consult a doctor.

I haven’t watched it but its really simple. If you receive 1kW within 1hr and you compare that amount of power to 1kW over one second things are much different. The first is like a nice heater in a cold winter night…nice steady energy, a little bit of power. The second is like hell hole, tons of energy but still only a little bit of power. Power is the ability to do work or simply move things. Energy is the total amount of moving things regardless of the actual power used. So if you toasted a toast, that was a lot of power delivered quickly, but you could also do all that work slowly over centuries and eventually end up with the same molecular arrangement using the same amount of energy.

He’s permanently a person for a very very long randomly sized amount of time that is shorter than 100years and longer than 1 second. It could be a heart condition or covid in a week or next year on good Friday. Who knows. But it won’t be 100 more. My guess is 5 to 10 more. He’ll be litigating the entire time.

Can I get a “fuck Elon the Felon” my fellow netizen?