![Sheldon from Big Bang Theory stating “Well Actually”]

When they eventually let me out of the room, I witnessed the horrific scene of my team members, tied up and blindfolded. I pleaded to the officer to release them, and he promised to do so after the interrogations. They were taken one by one to the same room for strip search and questioning.

They returned with their hands still bound but not blindfolded. The team’s interrogation lasted more than two hours, during which all our phones and laptops were examined, and many photos - including personal ones - were deleted.

So say you.

Getting real keyboard warrior vibes off you, too. Color me skeptical.

Climb the stairs out of your momma’s basement and go touch grass.