DreamButt

If you like the gym you should get into cooking. Nothing tastes so good as a post workout meal you made yourself

it’s the lack of moisturizer

Funny. arch is the reason I started updating every morning when I first sit down

Not saying you should have to do this but it might be worth checking if you can store ur current tabs. Maybe some kind of sigterm catch or a cron that regularly queries the active tabs

If nothing else it might be an interesting dive

Turns out laces have a purpose

Before I saw the NASA logo I assumed this was an ICE vehicle

I miss the days when alien conspiracies were sensational

if I’m still breathin they ain’t big enough

I unironically used “epic” today

It’s all arbitrary. The only difference is understanding

U wot mate

Next they need to add some planters

Aka “buisness as usual”

The curtains won’t tell you the high for the day

“keep the change” is an expression for a reason

Didn’t realize my grandfather was alive and we’re still balancing checkbooks by hand

Idk why people don’t just give whole number tips. It’s so much easier to just add $5 to something

Well duh. You didn’t cook em first

Every state is bad.

but why tho

We call those “acceptable losses”