Same deal with the word “entitlements”. MAGOPs like to throw it around like it’s a pejorative term. “Entitlement programs like Social Security…” Bitch, everyone who’s paid into those programs is entitled to receiving those benefits because that’s what an entitlement is. It’s not the same as saying “President Trump feels he is entitled to a free, used 747 because the interior design looks like a whore house with wings.”

I don’t doubt it, however I was thinking more about admin, IT, & support staff, housekeeping, kitchen staff, security, the Marines, and all the rest of the folks who keep the gears oiled and turning.

Also, RoundUp is so safe you can drink it!

https://youtu.be/QWM_PgnoAtA?t=26

The cognitive dissonance…

It was a STUNNING tongue lashing.

Imagine having to put up with two self-absorbed billionaire asshats at the office every day.

Trump: Please block watchdog access to DOGE documents.

Supreme Court: Why?

Trump: For… reasons.

Apropos of nothing, I read a post claiming that the phonetic pronunciation of “ChatGPT” in France translates to “Cat I farted.” So I used Google Translates audio and sure enough, “ChatGPT” and “Chat j’ai pété” sound nearly identical when piped through the app’s audio feature.

"I appointed them, I can un-appoint them.

Trump’s justice department is considering a non-prosecution agreement

Daddy needs a new jet, not an used 747.

The AI ate my homework.

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

And yet they’re bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.

I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

Narrator: Where will you be when the amphetamine wears off?

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

Librarians are pretty chill, unless you’re a loud talker hehe

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg