Apple: “Siri, search for a big dumb basket for me to put all my eggs into.”

Siri: “Now playing Basket Case by Green Day…”

This is a product that didn’t need to be built. Since it has, I’m at least pleased there are efforts to keep them from being relegated to landfills.

Good riddance. Now do Teams.

I want companies to make robots to vacuum for me. I don’t want them to make my own drudgery time more “convenient”.

Nobody: “Now my boss can text me any time of day even when I’m doing housework!”