Perhaps some discovery info from her lawsuit against Michael Wolff (or his counter-suit).

Doesn’t need to say that it was on the syllabus, because everybody knows it was on the syllabus.

Okay, for moonwalking you should talk to your agent/promoter. For Camaro envy, even your therapist doesn’t want to hear about that.

Speak to your doctor if you experience:

Translucent teeth

Elbow malfunction

Hemming/hawing

Pregurgitation

Temporary omniscience

Rectal certitude

Permanent buoyancy

Recalcitrant offspring

Purple haze

Vehement denial

Moonwalking

Rogue waves

Charm offensives

Offgassing

False dichotomies

Spotted dick

Camaro envy

That project management triangle is an example of a trilemma.

I will never fly American Airlines as long as I live.

Spent 12 hours at the Austin airport hoping to catch an earlier flight to reach my dad’s bedside in Alabama, but no luck. Plane from DFW to Austin was then delayed by an hour and a half. It arrived, we boarded, we got pushed back from the gate, taxied a bit then stopped. Pilot says they’re checking with maintenance about a mechanical issue. Nearly 45 minutes later they taxi to a different gate and say it may be another hour before we can attempt to depart again. By then my connecting flights were all unreachable, and I opted to deplane (luckily only had a carry-on), and took a ride share home arriving near midnight.

My wife had left in the car to meet me in Alabama, and was already two hours away. She turned around and came home, picked me up, and we headed back out on the 14-hour drive to AL, where my entire family was with my father.

We were crossing the Mississippi River when I learned my father had died. I didn’t get to say goodbye in person.

Proper sequence of attaching jumper cables.