we might as well fire the regulatory committee, we haven’t had issues with collapsing bridges in 50 years!
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I seee… figuratively speaking
not so much “fail to see space” as “space is an obstacle between earth and the things we want to see”, similar to earth’s atmosphere getting in the way
I feel like an observatory that detects space is malfunctioning. they’re supposed to look past that stuff yeah?
shiit, I wasn’t thinking big enough
what’s he gonna do, an attack roll? I’m not scared till I see the bag of d6’s
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call chips that are not yours?English
1·2 months ago
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•We had 2 Kings and 3 Queens come in to our home the other day. There was barely enough room for everyone....English
4·3 months agoGive it to me straight. Were they playing a full deck?
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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Nurse Joke-What does it mean when a patient is drooling out of both sides of their mouth?English
2·3 months agosheesh… thank you for your work.
it’s true! I hadn’t thought much about it till their analysis of it
this scene is honestly gold.
Spoilers for the end of season 1
Dracula spends the whole season in depression, planning to kill all humans (and starve the vampires in the process) in a bout of depression.
right before this he has a verbal, then physical fight with his son over his actions where he’s desparate to pull his punches out of love. then Belmont comes in with a haymaker, because he’s simply a vampire hunter, and makes Dracula remember fighting for the love of the game
this joke didn’t hit the mark but the delivery was spot on
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RPGMemes @ttrpg.network•I'll catch the fuckin second one tooEnglish
16·5 months ago“part of my job is making sure they miss the second time too”

every time I get closer to his achievements, he’s just a bit farther ahead