I have to say: both posts are on point. Well played, both of you.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•So... is Iran blocking the Strait thing and then the US is also blocking it? So is it like... double blocked? Is it like "no you can't close the Strait, I'm closing it"?English
2·21 days agoYes, you could. You’d write it and then someone would say it was ridiculous. Redo better. Except it’s not a community college creative writing class. It’s our actual timeline. We’re living in the implausible badly written world.
jbellows@piefed.socialtoHome Improvement@lemmy.world•Took out stair guard rail but now whatEnglish
8·21 days agoBanana peel? A puddle of grease? What effect are we going for here? Are we looking to injure or going for painful death while everyone laughs?
Honestly, I’d hang with them. It’s the ones with the outfits AND the single unifying hair style that immediately mark them as chads. If you look, there’s a guy who’s asking himself why he agreed to this, and a dude who thinks this is both the dumbest but funniest thing they’ve done that week
jbellows@piefed.socialtoHome Improvement@lemmy.world•Removed an old flourescent light from a drop ceiling and found this splice hidingEnglish
3·29 days agoThis reminds me of a Talking Heads song. Very popular in the early 80s. Groovy intro, better than groovy chorus. Can’t remember the name for the life of me…
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why do people at the bottle return act like they've never seen a aluminum can before?English
1·2 months agoI have memory issues.
Whenever I recycle I forget what a recyclable container is. And phone chargers.
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memes@lemmy.world•Maybe the real Iran was the friends we made along the wayEnglish
3·2 months agoThat there is (n+1) people who in identifying a desert, Farsi speaking, country chose the ORKNEY ISLANDS…smh
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•Time for Open Source Community EV's to Be Made. Anybody want to do something like that?English
4·3 months agoYou’re my favorite customer


Question: does that mean everyone with gills can breathe under water? I imagine they must be pretty decent at swimming, too.