humminglady

I feel like it would kill all your cells if it could do that.

tbf we do have silicone valley here

great, well no wonder the mayo tasted off

mood

He probably took a bite out of your McDonald’s.

I would honestly agree. The fanfiction is getting out of hand.

Real patriots will call them battle scars. 🤡

This is a terrifying post to comment on

I just went for my morning rum!
That kind of implies you walk to a pub.

Do you ever just want to take a huge cookie bite out of flat earth?

Your master wants the wet food!

same

Anyways, I blocked the poster’s account since these are just obnoxious to see on my feed. it just feels very rage-baitey too.

Do conservative men really think liberal women are like this?

I guess I do give too much benefit of a doubt. There is so much sexist propaganda online, and this person really seems to feed back into it.

I know, they are all just so ignorant.