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crandlecan
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crandlecan@mander.xyzto World News@lemmy.world•Action needed on plastic additives linked to sperm decline, experts warnEnglish11·4 days agoNo, don’t. The planet needs to heal, we can do with fewer people until we finally figure our shit out
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Stop children using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told6·4 days agoYou spelled ‘squirting’ wrong, I think 🫡
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Chat Control Violates More Kids than Encrypted CSAM1·5 days agoWtf I hadn’t even noticed it 😡
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•A handful of people are slowly killing over 8 billion people, but we're expected to sit idly by and let it happen10·5 days agoYes please, but not before we perfected humanoid servants and the trillionaires are done with the preparations of their lairs.
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Chat Control Violates More Kids than Encrypted CSAM13·5 days agoThis was, logically, a very badly written article. If anything, reading this article steers me towards breaking encryption, a position I would never take.
crandlecan@mander.xyzto World News@lemmy.world•Team Trump Is Actually Drawing Up Attack Plans for MexicoEnglish2·6 days agoWhat files? Asking for a friend ✝️
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Technology@lemmy.world•Starlink tries to block Virginia’s plan to bring fiber Internet to residentsEnglish15·8 days agoFascism is just capitalism on speed
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Television@piefed.social•Tony Gilroy Will Never Write for a Viewer Scrolling on Their Phone — and ‘Andor’ Shows It3·8 days agoNot a flex, just my 2 cents about that show
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Television@piefed.social•Tony Gilroy Will Never Write for a Viewer Scrolling on Their Phone — and ‘Andor’ Shows It6·8 days agoStill a boring tv show I stopped watching after 4 episodes
Do you see anyone laughing? Well? Do you?? 🧐
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(and if anyone can find an article or screen grab of the following… Let me know, I can’t find any references :()
I remember a game / joke where you would rub the Commodore 64 gameport with a wet finger, and the faster you went, the nicer the on-screen lady became… ;-)
Why would you?? Commodore 64 unzipping still makes my day 😤
You again???! 😡😤👊🖕🖕🖕
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Technology@lemmy.world•Coordinated network amplifies child sex abuse on X, researchers warnEnglish15·11 days agoIn 2024, X said it sent 686,176 reports to the centre and suspended 4.5 million CSAM-related accounts. This led to 94 arrests and one conviction, the platform added. NCMEC confirmed these numbers as their latest in a statement to Euronews Next.
😳 just 1 conviction…??
Huh, funny. Never even heard of them! Thanks for making the effort
crandlecan@mander.xyzto Technology@lemmy.world•Why Are Silicon Valley’s Utopians Are Prepping for Collapse?English3·13 days agoBecause the end of the world as we know it is here
I for real thought this was a meme photo… Imagine my shock when it was a real photo of the convicted Nazi… I think Germany should add a clause that one cannot switch genders as long as one is a suspect… I wish him a good time, his penis will have its work cut out for it… 😂