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14 days agoQuick, blame some missing dead guy for it.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
Quick, blame some missing dead guy for it.
And your hair will grow back like it used to.
Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.
That’s why you don’t store your stool samples in the same fridge as your chocolate pudding. Malware goes into the vault.
Maybe he’ll get bored with retirement, have a mid-no-life crisis and the resulting breakdown will generate some interesting news stories.