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11 hours agoCIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”
AeronMelon
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Cake day: December 26th, 2023
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2·12 hours ago“Shutting down… attempting to shut down…”
16·13 hours agoMurphy’s coffin is vibrating.
Anyone who expects BlueSky to go down a different road than Twitter probably has stock.
24·16 hours agoTiger: “That’s… where we’re from.”
Is it notable to say that the majority of Pandas live in China?
He will defeat Metro Man in a court of law.
It’s the science fiction version of You Don’t Surf.
3·19 hours agoBro walked to All Blue.
This comment will not get enough upvotes.
“My bank says I have less equity than that.”
“But surviving uses more resources than generating value for the shareholders. Why are you so selfish?”
Star Trek has multiple stories about people being accidentally cloned by the transporter.
Which implies it is creating a copy.
Which implies it is destroying the original.
“But what does she DO?”
I want someone to open one of those things and do lab tests to see what’s in the water.
8·1 day ago“What killed the dinosaurs?
THE ICE AGE!”
Because this was 2006 and Oblivion had just come out (for the very first time).
“YOU HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.”