I haven’t looked into it but isn’t the problem that bribing and corruption, as we general think of it, is not common anymore. They’ve gotten creative.

They don’t hand you cash. they form super PACs that are legislative black holes so “people that align with you politically” can use that money to help you run, or your family member is hired as a VP in a company where they do nothing but get millions in stock options. They can also you can also get paid for talks, meetings, lectures in exotic locations. Hell, Clarence the supreme court judge gets stuff all the time from his billionaire friend. here’s John Oliver.

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

You can also ask who they voted for. If they waffle,

I should really get around to RTFM.

By claiming the best, smartest, biglyest president can do no wrong and it was an inspired idea.

That will always be funny. "Stop! We shouldn’t learn and adapt. We just want to show off with a live fire parade!

I feel like Kafka style writing on the wall helps the medicine go down should be enough to poison. First half is what you want to say, then veer off the road in to candyland.