Good on her parents for putting Tankard in her name since you need at least one to deal with her bullshit. Bad on them for releasing her into the world instead of into a rectum where she belongs.

Billionaires are the most removed species on this planet

If we all do our part, they could be removed further

Congrats on making everyone around you dumber, because this is the single stupidest take on something I’ve seen today.

You’re forgetting the most likely option: 3. The local cops simply hand him over to the feds. Cops are not your fucking friends I don’t know how much clearer it can get at this point.

Should say “lies” or “fabricates” to be clear, so tired of the “hallucinations” cop-out.

You can just replace the tops with a generic version and refill yourself. Takes two seconds and a vice grip. Did it for my mom, and got her a big food grade CO2 tank, and now she’s set for years.

Orders from on high to settle for a nice tidy sum? Can’t exactly trust this justice department.

Anyone who hasn’t seen Barry or similar where Hader plays a more serious role might be skeptical about this, but I’m excited.