Always have something in your hand, a slightly irritated but thoughtful expression on your face, and call in a bomb threat if you get stuck napping under your desk while your boss is in your office waiting for you

They didn’t make digital backups?

Business school and working at large corps. You inevitably meet a lot of those trump and tate wannabes

I’ve met countless people who hate morals and will tell you you’re an idiot if you treat other humans as equals

Pretty sure the american government wants to incite a nuclear war and all the elites with bunkers will survive along with their chosen obedient human pets where they will start an underground new world order of elites and slaves

This seems like a good way to get disappeared or sent to guantanemo and have your legal documents “lost”

In some sketchy areas of the world, the local gangs use the disabled/amputees to beg all day and collect a portion of their donations

Oh yes, we are mere work horses for our overlords

I see that It’s my turn to be confused

Modern wage slaves are not far removed from royalty having an imbalance of power. It’s common to refer to our current “work to live or die” society as slavery with extra steps because many are forced to spend their time doing things that benefit their bosses more than themselves

I could have sworn I upvoted you, I remember seeing 2s on yours but my bad

That’s just slavery with more steps!

You take the Edison route of stealing from people like Tesla. One goes down as a famous inventor and the other dies broke and alone other than his pigeons.

And yes, the system is made for people to be pieces of shit because it was created by pieces of shit.

Where I’m from, we call them coveralls if they fully cover your clothes and overalls if it’s just a bib

Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

Shhh…I made this elaborate fake name because I didn’t want everyone to know I’m 8 time MTV Movie & TV Awards nominee and 4 time winner Keanu Reeves

I have to manipulate and lie to myself that things will get better

You couldn’t be thanked enough for your work

I still don’t sleep well, knowing the state of the world

I imagine your job is as draining as it is fulfilling