So Bill Gates invented margarine?

Yup, it’s still stuck in there 24 hours later. Love it!

Can’t get it out of my head now. Thanks.

Surprised his hands are big enough to pull up those big boy pants.

Data is all fine and dandy, but these datasets are created from a very small control group. When is the last time you picked up the phone from a random unknown or unlisted phone? I haven’t gotten one of these calls in well over 20 years. The only people answering these are those who still have landlines or don’t care to screen out these mubers. These are the same people that are constantly falling for phone scams and losing their savings.

Polling data may as well be the bible. While it is all fine and dandy on the outside, someone in the back room has carefully adjusted content to fit their own needs and goals.

Pretty sure most poling data has been “adjusted” to fit the narrative of the oligarchy at this point. Think for yourselves kids.

It kind of is seeing as that is 58m acres of trees being removed an contributing further to climate change that effects everyone…

No they don’t. They did what was best for their reelection fund.

Oh I’m well aware. One makes a quality product, one sells pre-filled garbage bags.

Better get some flex tape to patch up that hole in your wallet Mikey.

I thought Harbaugh was out in LA now!?

Looking for a place to bury another ex-wife for a tax break?

Fake news! Fox would never lie to the public! Shame on you! _/s

Seize his illegally aquired assets first!

Nah, new limited edition Chicken Doritos Locos Supreme Ruler edition that gets topped with a generous layer of ketchup. Also available in child size for those with tiny hands.

Like gov Walz and his blue ribbon piglet?

Hey my Iowa neighbors! Do you really still believe at this point that your Republican reps have your best interests at heart? I would love to come over there and hit the river boats and shit again, but not while you keep voting for trash like this self-centered greedy cunt and old man Grassley. Treat yourselves better than this, you deserve it.

Love, Your cheese supplying friend.

Go back to Cancun and never come back asshole.