It’s wafer thin

I put up a sign that says, “No hackers allowed plz”

No

Hope go isolationist like in past

Mostly via empty threats, but occaisonally I have had to whip out the soccer ball

Every time I hear about Microsoft it makes me wanna take a shit

Leave it to a gasbag like Trump to

Garmin makes toilet paper, right?

The US can’t have shit

Why are Microsoft employees so fucking stupid?

Sure, Papua New Guinea said no, but what did Momma New Guinea say?

I believe you and your genome become property of whomever buys the data and you’ll have to go over to their house and rake their leaves for them and stuff

What a pile of fuck, not a decent person at that company to deep-six the data before they left

The only reason the Houthies are attacking is because the States’ vassal state is doing a genocide, it has nothing to do with Europe, unless you count a country as European because they managed to get on Eurovision

Nice!

Remember when they all lined up to pay them bribes? I mean, “presidential fund”

I would love to recover my old GeoCities page somehow. I even remember the neighbourhood it was in. It was all about how cool hockey, Godzilla, and Warcraft 2 is