Oh I’m aware, I just have no idea what the hell it is and I’m putting off a reinstall.

That happens with my windows machine so eh. See if your distro has a hibernate option.

Because it takes 15 minutes to boot.

Send help.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Yeah nato sec general said they’re dead, but the US army hasn’t confirmed. Gonna wait and see but the fact that they weren’t announced found doesn’t look good.

Vehicle found in the water. Probably navigation error. Lord knows that’s not uncommon. Notably the army itself hasn’t confirmed any deaths, but seeing as they’re still missing, it’s likely they are.

They report on military drills all the time. Do you not read the news?