Everyone drops a baby, it’s how you react afterward that’s important. I’m a fan of scooping them back up before anyone notices personally.

“Hey can you hold my baby?”

“Sure… for a bit”

Cleo would open the door if she could reach, point out where all the valuables are, and then ask if you’re her new mommy/daddy and leave with you in a heartbeat. 10/10

If you bump into my dad tell him we’re still waiting for him to come home

Spent some childhood in coastal Mississippi and I can attest this is the case

Billy Jean is not my lover

She’s just a girl that thinks that I am the one

But

The chair is not my size

Anything by the Shaggs, it’s possibly the worst music ever published and he’ll probably jump out of bed to turn it off:

https://youtu.be/XR9d4ESlpHY

Valheim and Odyssey - I’m actually more or less recreating the “OH SHIT RUN FOR THE BOATS” scene every time I go aground in the plains.

God help me I mashed the shit out of the buy button, now for the long wait and surprise tariff bill when it finally makes it to me in the US

We got a couple for our boys but one of them started tipping the feeders over to knock food out. We built some boxes to enclose the feeders and prevent this, and then the little shit learned he can jostle food loose by getting his paw up into the dispenser area and manhandling the impeller. The noise this makes sounds very similar to someone attempting to break into our home, and as a result we have switched back to manual feeding, and will just use the automatic feeders when we’re planning to be away overnight.

My parents (80s/90s kid) thought that sugar caused hyperactivity so I was very severely limited on what I could have. Candy for rewards at school was always sugar free and provided by my folks, when I trick or treated I was only given Halloween night to go buck wild and then the remainder was set aside as a one-a-day treat after dinner assuming I was good that day. I think the whole sugar>hyperactivity thing was debunked but they never really changed their tune on it. Once I was able to buy my own food I developed a bit of a sweet tooth, but I ironically am far more dependent on caffeine than sugar in my daily consumption. In my 40s now, not unhealthy or overweight and if I ever get around to improving my diet it will be reducing my alcohol intake.

Cormac McCarthy’s aversion to quotation marks and proper capitalization make it literally challenging to read, and it’s supremely depressing.

I love it.

“I’ve been worse”

Hey fattie boom boom

I’m still a Rammstein fan so… yep, sadly.

I’ve been in the same situation as a dude with a lady, and when she said “oh you don’t need that” I momentarily panicked and said “well you don’t really know where I’ve been.” She put two and two together and realized that I also was saying I didn’t know where SHE had been either and it wasn’t an issue, but I definitely considered it a red flag considering we’d known each other for about 48 hours at that point. The relationship did not last very long.

NSN#