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Welcome! You’ve got slop!

This is why hippos kill people.

Excellent! Now, what can we do to really crank those numbers up?

The dude on the ride is the only one of them with any balls at all. It’s a carnival ride that 12-year-olds go on.

What a bunch of wimps.

The basic answer is that the production lines are already set up for that size. Some number cruncher figured out they would save $0.01+ by not taking the time to switch the production lines from one to another and, instead, just switching the labels.

Greed.

The call is coming from inside the house

Keith Richards’ senior class photo.

And how should we collect those taxes…

This 1,000%.

Uhhh… Go Seahawks?

I’d say that you’re best bet is to go the “Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra” route.

It’s all a distraction from the Epstein files.

This motherfucker will soon be advocating for the return of full-blown slavery while thinking he’s safe because MAGA keeps saying he’s “one of the good ones” and he truly believes that is a compliment.

And more fun!

Very briefly, after the CEO of United Health was killed, insurance companies were accepting claims they otherwise would have rejected.

Erotic is when everyone involved in the scene is in full consent of all the actions happening. Vulgar is the moment one person decides that they are no longer comfortable with the actions happening yet the scene continues anyway.

The guy who stares at a goat

Thanks. I was thinking cricket.

Sign them up for absolutely everything you can that asks for a mailing address, email, phone number, and any other info you have for them. Use their info to donate to every cause you can find that they would be opposed to, then let the USPS take it from there.