Or my favourite from a physical perspective as a health professional:

What doesn’t kill you leaves you crippled and in pain for the rest of your life!

Cheery.

Fully agree. I’m in Queensland (Australia’s Florida) and it never ceases to amaze me how the majority of people in this state will enthusiastically vote against their own best interest, complain that things have gone to shit, blame any and all progressive/green parties and then do it all again.