Early bird pricing starts at $1,499 for printer and starter ink bundle.

Second paragraph.

I don’t want my iPhone to get the build quality of a motorized dumpster

Stop hiding your pain, Harold…

See, this is why you Linux users have a bad rep.

/s

So, baby-proofing Linux?

…so far!

/s

Don’t compare Mac to Windows.

Ever.

For best results, use: clown

This can also call Emergency Services if you have it set up.

What are you talking about? SMB on MacOS is crazy reliable!

“Buy new Chromecasts.”