$76.999 price will surely stop you.

I’m afraid that at the moment of that “bazooka hitting back” it would be year 2029, Trump would be long dead and the USA dealing with completely different nonsense.

The EU is too slow.

That’s nice… if you remember which flag is which. I’m not sure about half of them.

tetrahedron

Pathetic. Octahedron is somewhat disturbing, ok, agree. But tetrahedron? Pffft…

You can’t use macro meme for micro soft products!

Why did you choose to depict Win as a cute green brick?

putting tariffs on them doesn’t do anything.

It does! I’m not a lawyer and know nothing about EU law in this regard but in my country, tariffs would effectively raise the US weaponry prices making them impossible to win a tender (not sure if that is correct English terminology) unless they offer something that EU just don’t produce at all or the price is ridiculously high.

Maybe some tariffs then? You know, to balance the US-EU weapons trade? How much EU weaponry does the US buy? :)

But isn’t the EU’s military self-sufficient the thing that the US has been talking about for so long?

Stop breaking houses!

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.