I’d rather surf the web like it’s 2002

Smallville. Each ep felt like 3 hrs, and not in the good way. Just to get to the end where Lex asks Clark a direct question, Clark lies to his face, and I hope to all the gods that THIS is the one where he just screams “FUCK YOU!” and stabs him in the eye with a shard of kryptonite.

All of this. It’s a comedy and it’s not funny and why am I here?

User: “You spell ‘42’ with a ‘Q’ and a ‘^’, right?”