This sounds like a fun thought experiment. What are the cyberastrological signs?

“Oh, she’s such a typical Myspace”

“I can’t adult properly when AOL is in retrograde.”

“I’m a Lemmy with Linux in the fourth house”

I think I conflated red dress girl with goodbye girl, as Porrada clarified.

Are you doing the Louie CK bit? (Louie? Louis? I can’t ever keep it straight)

Where he talks about how somewhere there 100% exists a test reel of dozens of little girls trying out for the “girl in the red dress goodbye girl” part. Dozens of little girls brought or dragged by their parents to a casting call hoping to get their darling into the business. Dozens of little girls saying that line (“goodbye Jews”) emphatically, petulantly, sweetly, angrily, monotone-ly, loudly, softly…

The Flash’s clumsy cousin…it’s Crash!

I always thought this is why Olive Garden, Red Lobster, whatever 80s/90s fad chain restaurant sang their own birthday songs for patrons.

Happy happy birthday…<br> It’s your special day…<br><br> happy happy birthday<br> That’s why we’re here to say HEY!<br><br> Happy happy birthday<br> may alll your dreams come true<br><br> happy happy birthday<br> from Bennigans to you…HEY!