JailElonMusk

How does “my best pal” SUGGEST a close bond?

Holy shit, stop sane washing and start arresting these pedophiles already.

Larry Ellison is the only guy that looks like someone drew a fake goatee on a real asshole.

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

The only thing that should be “slammed” is the cell door behind Hairplug Himmler.

Here we go!

Sending some serious thoughts and prayers about this one.

Please demonstrate the courage that I cannot.

-Lisa Murkowski

I do not like that Elon Musk.

Never uttered a word I believe or trust.

He has fathered and fled more kids than Nick Cannon.

With a soul and heart more grotesque than Steve Bannon.

When he goes to jail the world will dance.

Until then we can smile as he pisses his pants.

It’s called the Public Integrity Unit and is in charge of making sure investigations aren’t politically motivated.

I’m calling it now, it’s as good as closed for:

DEI

Wokeism

Or the classic “Efficiency” from the party that wants to add 5 trillion in tax breaks for billionaires.

^ This guy gets it.

That would require Republicans to find both their spine and their conscience.

Like RFK Jr. in a sewage filled creek, I’m not holding my breath.