It probably detected a certain number of flagged words or phrases and knew it was gonna be really negative feedback and “crashed”

Emphasis on ‘shit’ and ‘bed’

I appreciate you. I myself struggle with that so often nowadays, exhausted with the world and just wanting to be cynical. But the other commenter is right, that just furthers the fascists’ fuckery, and it’s important that we remain positive and don’t give in to despair

Like Gretzky in fantasy hockey

There’s a difference between engagement and just acting like a dick. The way you worded your question was definitely in dick territory

Heads up, it’s actually keyboard and chair, not keyboard and computer

Two in the heart, one in the mind