Democracy is dying in the Untied States, it may be too late for voting to matter

Arrest Trump

Yet a lot of people think wealth is a virtue

That’s called murder. You have to be a high-ranking official to get away with it.

Generally, the news says “alleged” until someone is convicted, even if it’s plainly obvious they’re guilty

Yeah, I didn’t think much of it when I was a kid, but now it seems kind of offensive to those who don’t celebrate Christmas

Republicans made a big fuss about a transgender actress being in the Barbie movie. I saw the movie and I never would have known it had a transgender actress if the Republicans didn’t point it out.

It’s supposed to be a way of representing the value of goods and services. But when some people posses a hoard of billions of these imaginary units, I question their usefullness at symbolically representing goods and services

That’s probably exactly what will happen, if by some miracle this administration ends any time soon

Just recently, I joked that Trump might try to pardon Netenyahu. Looks like I was right in thinking that he thinks he can pardon people in other countries.

I demand to know what the plan is for holding Trump accountable for his crimes

Just declare war and be done with it

Maybe Trump will try to pardon him. He thinks he has the authority to close the airspace over a foreign country, he probably thinks he has the power to pardon anyone in the world

I recommend the book “The Midnight Library” by Matt Haig. It’s about a woman who almost dies and gets to experience a bunch of alternate lives she could have lived if she made different choices

“A cow is a machine that turns ten pounds of grass into a pound of beef”- CGP Grey

Wait, you can imprison a former president for treason? UNTHINKABLE!

Nope. Humanity brought all our problems on ourselves. After we self-destruct, I hope the apes do better

In Harry Potter, Voldemort’s mother used love potion on Voldemort’s father and he left after the spell wore off

Trump’s deal with the devil for immunity from all consequences

How the foxtrot do you accidentally invade Mexico? What they mean is they committed another act of abuse and then said they didn’t mean it