Radioactive Butthole

Trying to get my family to use signal and its like pulling teeth. “Dont you want to be on the same messaging app as everyone”, “sure but you’re the one with a problem”

Mate, I only have a problem because of you!

You can pry Vim from my cold, dead hands!

Signal doesn’t have private data to sell; that’s the whole point.

I only read parts 1 and 7 because I’m not a cybersecurity expert but that was interesting, thanks!