You know my first thought was that if I was a widower with two kids I definitely wouldn’t work in a job that dangerous but what are the chances that being an astronaut is actually safer than driving an hour long commute?

The same time God became Jewish

Cuz it’s my hecking star wars

Pretty sure the author meant restitution but also, good point

This is going to be a really awkward moment in Lemmy history when the Packmaster murders become public record

Holy shit has he read his own books?

Now do it to the ghouls

No, hacks keep writing generation war articles because they’re stupid and lazy.

Even the “stare” is just a hack’s memories of general teenager movie tropes. I bet right now if I said “80’s bored teenage stares at character saying something stupid and weird” you know exactly what I’m talking about.

Okay bot

You had a bot write this

Skymall cops can’t arrest people. This is just straight up stupid even by the standards of their contempible goals.

Some murderhobos are on NG+ and already know the attack patterns (statistics)

I’d call the Sword Coast more “Western Europe following the collapse of the Western Roman Empire if that happened a thousand years later than it did and it happened all at once because of magic and also it’s been 1800 years since then but for some reason no one’s centralized power beyond the city state level or improved military or magical technology and THEN an actual real God got killed and everything got fucked until it was decided that was dumb and a mistake let’s pretend it didn’t happen”

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Okay maybe the Wild West metaphor is simpler.

That doesn’t count because they’re right

You’re right, having problems with the HDMI staying in IS a skill issue.

That comes with the no money and the gay

“just tell it to fix the errors!”

Oh, that’s why they’re shutting down Sora.

Sure but the problem is usually that the players fought to the death… Against monsters that think you go good with ketchup.