My grandad told us when he dies to dig a hole and throw him in it with his overalls on so that “they” dont rob him one last time

Isnt this just cloning? Like if they grew sperm cells and eggs from my dandruff and combined them

To make it worse I am also lactose intollerant

Yeah I cant drink beer or I’ll get so bloated that I have to force myself to vomit to get the gas out

I dont have the ability to burp. Didnt think it was that big of a deal until recently learning its a condition called R-CPD and is directly responsible for the stomach problems I’ve had all my life

Watch Hundreds of Beavers. Its an actual modern silent film slapstick comedy

Yeah I don’t think so either. I’m just pointing out that they omitted portions of what he said to get more clicks

I said I didnt

I’m not endorsing this but I have to say the title is a bit click baity. This is what he actually says.

“If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains, because we will kill you, graveyard dead."

He didnt say they were about to start shooting people for regular protests.