Many combolations, Elizagerth!

ls -hal

You must shower for a long time. I never would have thought of that.

Please tell me that’s a teletype

ping 9.9.9.9

It’s 1111 higher.

The URL (borncity) has nothing to do with the topic (Windows Update), that’s a sign of an SEO content farm

Don’t press X, it’s insecure to SSH attacks. Press Wayland instead.

Amateurs. I can search for fixes while my computer is still broken!

(ctrl-alt-F1, ctrl-alt-F2, etc to switch to TTY, then lynx ddg.gg to get to DuckDuckGo)

It’s still around. The latest release (8.0) is free-as-in-beer for non-commercial use. It’s still proprietary though.

Gentoo users be like: Your system is underperformant and unoptimized. Have you tried Gentoo, and compiling all the packages?

Other users be like:
Have you tried Slackware?
Have you tried Damn Small Linux?
Have you tried Linux From Scratch?
Have you tried hand-optimizing a 386BSD system with a Mach kernel? OOPS, that’s too far!

Does this have anything to do with Matrix encrypted chat protocol?

They never show the names anyways. They just call it “Files”, “Web”… Generic terms that get tons of unrelated search results. They don’t even call it “GNOME Files”, “GNOME Web”, it’s like they want to be the only program on your computer that does that, like they own the concept.

The program dd (data duplicator/disk destroyer) is named after the DD (data definition) command in IBM’s Job Control Language. The syntax for dd is also based on IBM JCL.

Yeah, looks like it scans everything in your browser. How Orwellian.

(Not sure, but probably)

Was she wearing cargo pants? Did she have a subway map poster on her wall?

https://xkcd.com/806/

I use an IDE… guess I’m not a real man anymore 🏳️‍⚧️

^/s

Thought you were still talking about fruits

pomegranate.xml

You are WRONG! That is Cunningham’s Law!

(Hook, line, and sinker)

KILL DASH NINE! No more CPU time!

(Watch on 1.25x speed for best results)

The phenomenon is called Gell-Mann amnesia