Blackout

I used the one of the left for work. I did photography and display ads at the local newspaper. Once a week I went to the local car dealers with the Sony to take side profile shots of their cars. The entire sales staff would drive them by on at a time. I’d do the pre press on my Macintosh. For anything else I still grabbed my Nikon and film.

Almost as solid as this DIY build from a redditor

But you could have gotten in the good vault.

One change they suggested was to limit the audits performed each year to one. A single person whose name was drawn at random gets an intensive Mega-Audit™

At least I have a feasible backup for when I lose my legitimate job

I visited there once so that should add a few days to my life.

Put up all the top corporations on a dart board and throw a dart. Hit fraud everytime