TIL about watermelon 🍉 support

E: there ought to be a list of hidden meaning of various emojis

Epstein’s Law: every accusation from a Conservative [of being guilty of a thing] is a confession [of being guilty of the thing]

Hold up now! I’ll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn’t vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

Arch btw, only been using it for a couple of weeks, only installed it because of the meme. Got my hands on a few years old thinkpad for practically free, so why not. It’s actually quite good so far, been struggling a bit with external monitors, but I don’t miss windows

Remember, it’s not paranoia if they’re really after you.

It’d actually be a nice tourist destination, food is great, glad I got to go many years ago in between murder campaigns.

Arrest ICE, got it.

With money they receive from the US in the first place, the weapons manufacturers then use that money to bribe lobby the US government to support Israel some more and send them more money

Limit new cars by 2026, there, fixed it.

Dunno, why learn to read, everything is already on the internet

Hypercrack: combine equal parts pineapple juice and coconut milk and rum, shake and serve over ice with a squish of lime and some simple syrup to taste

While laughing maniacally

I’m in.

It’s more likely than you think!

They should feed the taco some fake intel, e.g. some abandoned shed in the middle of nowhere being a secret drone factory and if it gets obliterated the next day…

What flavour?

Dinner flavour.

Hahaha, get fucked both of them

Sounds like commie drivel, straight to the coal mines with you!

They don’t mind being bad people, they love being loud assholes

Storm, Flood, Heatwave, Fire, Dust, Blizzard