It’s not science, we don’t say “must have been Christianity” that brought the presents.

It’s Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It’s really just basic science.

My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue a point. I know she didn’t mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol

Not so fun fact: the constitution allows for slavery as long as it’s a punishment for a crime.

Hmmm… Nah, those dots don’t connect at all.