Oh, we’re way beyond that. We left that plot behind the horizon as we zoomed away and left it in the dust.

Well, the Russians had a sea, but they emptied it. So land it is.

The Tourteau au Fromage certainly deserves a mention IMO.

You absolutely do have to include accents when something is in capital letters in French. The fact that antique typing machines couldn’t do it notwithstanding. It’s a common and irritating misconception (also Windows makes it difficult to do so because it’s shit, and Azerty is shit, but it’s not a problem in other systems).

I’m pretty sure non native speakers wouldn’t make this mistake.

They all look flat to me.

The pope is the very same pontifex maximus that the romans had. It’s one of the only things that haz been carried over.

We already know that, they know that, everyone knows that.

You can tell they’re a time traveller because of the Mark V time machine in front of them.

Lunar Lander wasn’t good enough for you?

Don’t we have the Universe Simulator already?

Men in many African countries also overwhelmingly prefer their women cut. Coincidence?

Christians ≠ US evangelical “Christians”

You have to protect your letter’s from those dangerou’s terminal esse’s!

Do you wipe on the first date?

It’s bound to find its way where it’s needed, eventually.

I think they see it as some kind of metric time, and therefore something to be avoided at all costs.

You’d get that instinct within at most a week though.

The fact that Apple doesn’t really want you to use their stuff with other systems doesn’t mean that you absolutely cannot do so. I don’t know what gave you that absurd idea.

And even the relatively generic PC computers we have nowadays are designed to be quite hostile to anything that isn’t Windows, even though we manage to work around it in most cases.

One with 8GB RAM, not upgradable. Strictly limited to MacOS, no Linux no nothing.

Which, in the history of computing devices, certainly is nothing new. Apple, and others, has been doing this pretty much forever.