Drumph saying your titties is out is, I believe a new one? Might be his most coherent opinion on record.

Amazon Prime be taking the Jesus money. Weird recommendations showing up lately.

Thank you for your service.

5Guys is an institution and no 5Guys slander will be tolerated in our home.

This story does highlight how hard it is to scale bonuses across organizations. Even after knowing the realities of the P&L I fantasize about generating enough extra to windfall people. “If we just had a spare $2m we could…”

… then when you see the math per head, even cutting executive staff, numbers like that turn into a one time $100 distribution which, after tax is like $70.

The game be the game. Quality, Service, Price, pick two.

5Guys is a rare example of hitting all three imo.

Better is relative in this case. Yes, there are amazing local (typically brewery around me) places, usually but not always at higher price point.

But sometimes that greasy, made the way I want it, perfectly soaked bun is the only thing that will do.

And for consistency in both service and food across any and every location I’ve been in, at this point they are unmatched on their space. For someone with a sensitive stomach, I can eat their burgers without future repercussions - no other fast food can do that. Not even whatabuger.

If I see a 5Guys when traveling it’s like an oasis.

The Departed

Godfather 1 & 2

Rogue One

The Fifth Element

Dune 1 & 2

The Princess Bride

Star Wars 1-6

Anchorman

Big Fish

That we live in a time where showing ice-less beverages in media could be portrayed as rebellious is just remarkable.

I contend that morphic resonance is a thing.