cross-posted from: https://awful.systems/post/7579135
I owe my SOUL․md to the company store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpoCzQ-va94&list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video
https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260312-ai-companies-try-to-pay-staff-in-ai-tokens-not-money - podcasttime: 6 min 57 sec
You load 16 gigs, and what do you get? Sudo apt update && apt upgrade, Admin dont you call on me, cause I can’t compute, I owe my soul to the LLM.
You run 16 gigs, and what do you get?
A pile of bugs and technical debt
Copilot don’t ask ask for tokens cause I don’t got no 'mo
I sold my soul to the Microslop store
Booted up one morning when the sun didn’t shine Looked through my Windows none of the software was mine
I paid 16 subs for what I need to run
And shareholders said “See now that’s how it’s done!”
(Refrain)
It was a torrent one morning saw it was made outta bits
On an 8 gig stick and with Rufus it fits
Wiped my hard drive clean and I was ready to go
Left the Microslop store for the Trixie repo
(Refrain)
call me back when my landlord decides AI tokens are acceptable for rent
Odd you would say that, guess what the company’s new venture is?




