• naticus@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    1 month ago

    Hey, no rocking my shaky narrative! You’re not supposed to notice my impracticalities!

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      3·
      1 month ago

      You’re not supposed to notice my impracticalities!

      I tried that exact argument in court once. Still got convicted for the theft of that cathedral 🤷

      • naticus@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        1 month ago

        I have questions:

        1. What was your purpose with this cathedral?
        2. Were you caught in the act or was there any kind of man hunt?
        3. Using the Nokia 3310 as the unit of measurement, how tall was this cathedral?
        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          2·
          1 month ago
          1. Nefarious
          2. Neither. The chief constable stumbled unto it while out walking his miniature Schnauzer and I was sleeping on the altar at the time.
          3. Roughly 700, I’d say. It was a biggie for sure.