The “little apple of death” is the true forbidden fruit.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Every tree will send you to the hospital depending on how hard you touch it. Touch a dogwood tree at 90 miles per hour and pretty soon you’ll be telling stories about three surgeries and eight titanium screws.