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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Nvidia CEO Huang allegedly involved in a second affair with an Nvidia exec

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Nvidia CEO Huang allegedly involved in a second affair with an Nvidia exec

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Nvidia reportedly preparing to oust CEO Huang after alleged affairs with spy, Nvidia exec
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Embattled Nvidia (NVDA) CEO Jensen Huang was allegedly involved in a second extramarital affair.
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  • Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world
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    A third scandal has hit NVIDIA

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    Stolen from twitter:

    „Bro likes age appropriate intelligent women.

    That’s unacceptable in Epstein country”

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    A second affair has hit the Nvidia stocks

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      Huang dipped his wang

    • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world
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      I hear we’re up to three now

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    This timing. Nvidia sacrificing Huang at the alter of capitalism (resigned to live out his life in unimaginable luxury) to distance themselves from the disastrous Trump administration they have been cozying up to for two years. “It wasn’t us, it was that Huang guy! Please do not impact our market cap.”

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      We had no idea that 20% of our revenue for the year came from illegal sales to China! And neither did the president!

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    I wonder if “Little Jensen” has it’s own little leather jacket…

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      That’s how they made condoms back in the day

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    How could Biden have done this?!?

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      The same way he shits Donald’s pants.

    • darthelmet@lemmy.world
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      Nah. Clearly this is Bill Clinton’s fault.

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      He transgendered the Juang!

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    No one stops at 2 affairs, there is more yet to come out. No wonder he resigned

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      Unless it’s little girls or he raped someone this really isn’t that big news. What’s this Bill Clinton morality suddenly popping up.

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        Affairs are in the news all of the time. What’s up with you thinking this is some unusual thing? The morality never left.

        Shouldn’t you be moderating fifty empty subs, posting to yourself?

        • geneva_convenience@thelemmy.club
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          As if an affair is news to oust a CEO over when the entire Western elite is raping children lmao.

          What’s the problem? Mad that you’re not allowed to post your imperialist propaganda to one of my communities?

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        It’s maybe not news in America, because your president is a pedo rapist. Other countries mostly frown on this behaviour.

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        Subordinates and spies are newsworthy.

        If these were randoms on hinge (or grinder) then hopefully there would be less uproar.

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          Not “firing from the company newsworthy.”

          Once again, 95% of the billionaires in the world are on the kiddy diddling llist and nobody is getting fired there.

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            The news demonstrably disagrees with you.

            Kiddy diddling needs to be proven (and not under presidential immunity). Sometimes happens

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    Lost his job, will lose his wife, and half of his wealth. Lucky for him half his wealth is still wealth. He won’t get the Chinese spy baddies anymore, he’ll have to make do with the regular billionaire groupies.

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    Keep going. I’m almost there.

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    At the age of 63 his balls were still throbbing

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    The jacket definitely stays on

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    I hope the third affair is with a dude.

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      and a fourth with someone trans… but they’re an AMD exec.

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        Lisa. Let it be Lisa.

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          That is his first cousin

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      Multiple dudes all at once

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    That jacket’s got a mind of its own.

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    I’m convicted this guy consulted with every AI over who would be okay to fuck at any given time.

    “Hey, Claude, should I have sex with this hot Chinese lady? (Uploads nude)”

    “Sex is a very entertaining and sane activity for most people when done responsibly. This particular picture you uploaded shows some healthy attributes that most men would define as attractive. If the occasion arises, go get her, tiger!”.

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      “You’re absolutely right, having sex with a foreign spy was not the right call, I shouldnt have made it. Do you have any other sexual relations inquiries?”

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        “Actually, yes! Completely unrelated stuff, but this coworker, twenty years younger rally likes my leather jackets…”

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