Big Suze was such a class act that she didn’t even bother to deliver a concession speech. The second she lost, she fuckity-byed it out of there.
BANGOR, Maine — Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party throughout the night but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.
Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech from Collins.
americans have no actual methods of “keeping their feet to the fire” because the methods all illegal
Until I see evidence otherwise I’ll continue operating under the “laws no longer apply” theory.
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