This tweet has a different feel now…
🎵"I love havin’ sex, but I’d rather get some bread"🎵
I told you it’s not appropriate for a vampire.
Garlic thins the blood which reduces coagulation. Vampires being allergic to it, is a deception of there own making.
Maybe they’re like ticks or mosquitoes and concentrate the blood cells rejecting most of the liquid part, but because their physiology is closer to human it fucks them up.
Different kind of vampire but in The Strain one of them is killed because the old man slammed a bottle of blood thinners first and the vamp basically started to melt.
Getting garlic bred on there 😏
I can feel the butter
But do you believe it’s not butter?
I can finally cosplay as Texas Toast
Hi, is this bed still available?
Well now I’m tired and hungry.
It’ll only feel simultaneously right but also wrong if it smells like garlic
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