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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

At least my dick is minty fresh

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At least my dick is minty fresh

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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    Child abuse???

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      Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.

      If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻

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        Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?

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          Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?

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            … I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised

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              I jerk off dry… I’m circumcised

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              Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.

              But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁

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                What possible demographic are you targeting?

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                  The obvious? Religious nutjobs mutilating their kids, so they end up having to jerk off with lotion.

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            I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon

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              Well, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.

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                Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time

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                  Sure. “Everybody” does it, looks “normal”. But it’s not. I would be so super pissed at my parents for making such an uneducated (expressed friendly) decision about my body without my consent.

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