• 🇨🇦Samuel Proulx🇨🇦@rblind.com
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    3 days ago

    Umm no? Have you never vomited? I’m not sure I’d call that “food”. I guess, maybe, it’s still food after you’ve finished chewing it; you could spit it out into your hand instead of swallowing, and someone else could choke it down. But it stops being food long before it hits the intestines. At some point when it starts mixing with stomach acid, probably.

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      19 hours ago

      I’m from Texas and used to hate Oklahoma, because I was taught that was correct. I’ve since learned that’s essentially the poop calling the turd a piece of shit, but that’s beside the point. When I lived outside of Dallas, I once learned that I was less than an hour from Oklahoma. At that age, I’d never driven outside of Texas, and decided to check something off the “things I’ve done” list.

      When I neared the border, I hesitated and asked myself if I really wanted my first out-of-state driving experience to be in Oklahoma. So, I turned around and drove back.

      The point is, there’s still a delineation that determines when a person is someone who’s only driven in Texas vs someone who’s also driven in Oklahoma. The same kind of line is what’s being proposed by SatansMaggotyCumFart’s Law. Even if I covered myself in stomach acid, I could still identify as someone who has only ever driven in Texas, even if I looked and smelled like vomit.

      As further evidence supporting my incredibly intelligible argument, the beloved founder of Globo Gym once noted:

      in some cultures, they only eat vomit.

      In conclusion, I took more time writing this comment than I should have, and I’m sorry if you read it.

      Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.