The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agosplatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square65linkfedilinkarrow-up1584
arrow-up1584imagesplatlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agomessage-square65linkfedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·14 days agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·14 days agoOne for casual, one for formal.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-214 days agoPlease put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoIt hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·14 days agoI only touch the plastic wrap.
minus-squareandyc@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 days agoIt might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
always good to have spares
One for casual, one for formal.
My other cock is ranked.
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
I only touch the plastic wrap.
It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one