domusaltera@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoYou've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?message-squaremessage-square209linkfedilinkarrow-up1161
arrow-up1161message-squareYou've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?domusaltera@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square209linkfedilink
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·14 hours agomobile game like flappy bird. instead of it being a bird, its a top-down view of a toilet and the player has to piss in the bowl. levels get more difficult as you progress. piss blasting poop off the bowl pissing around the soaked lunker that will break open and end the game (it slowly follows your stream so there’s no way of avoiding it) avoiding dripping on your pants piss out the fire drawing in the snow exotic places to piss; next to an electric fence, on a presidential face, in a bottle, down a tube, space station toilet, etc there would be power ups/downs too; piss blaster to increase pressure at a loss of volume increase bladder size gonorrhea/blood acidic piss that eats through stuff dick size increase/decrease Parkinsons drunkness kidney stones I would expect there to be around 32 levels, a compelling storyline with relatable characters, and a way to freepiss and piss with friends. since it’s a mobile game, hold the phone like a penis. tip it downward to piss faster/harder and swivel it to aim. the name of the game would be called “Agents of P.I.S.S” if successful, DLC will be published for Christmas called “Merry Pissmas” and will include voice acting by Patton Oswalt. good luck whoever wants to take this game. I’ve been sitting on it for 20+ years. make my golden dream come true!
minus-squareFunkt4st1c@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoAm i expected to get Parkinson’s mid-stream?
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agogives you the shakes, makes it more difficult to aim.
mobile game like flappy bird.
instead of it being a bird, its a top-down view of a toilet and the player has to piss in the bowl.
levels get more difficult as you progress.
there would be power ups/downs too;
I would expect there to be around 32 levels, a compelling storyline with relatable characters, and a way to freepiss and piss with friends.
since it’s a mobile game, hold the phone like a penis. tip it downward to piss faster/harder and swivel it to aim.
the name of the game would be called “Agents of P.I.S.S”
if successful, DLC will be published for Christmas called “Merry Pissmas” and will include voice acting by Patton Oswalt.
good luck whoever wants to take this game. I’ve been sitting on it for 20+ years.
make my golden dream come true!
Am i expected to get Parkinson’s mid-stream?
gives you the shakes, makes it more difficult to aim.