cm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 days agoThe weirdest thing about American cultureimagemessage-square182linkfedilinkarrow-up11.3K
arrow-up11.3KimageThe weirdest thing about American culturecm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 14 days agomessage-square182linkfedilink
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-214 days agoI got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal. EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-214 days agoNo I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.
I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.
EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
My favorite comment today lol
No I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.